Today’s Humor – 17 Sept 2013
Aap Hi Ka Beta Hai
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak…)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
Wild Life Photography To Wife
Biwi ek dum khush hoke :”Kya baat hai jee,aaj to meri photo pe photo kheenche ja rhe ho
Husband bola :kuch nhi pagli,aaj mere sarr pe wild life photography ka bhoot sawar hai
Bhikhari Propose To Girl
Bhikhari propose to a Girl….
DO YOU LOVE ME ?
Girl- Shakal dekhi he apni, isse
acha to me suicide kerlu …
Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi per kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi….
Narendra Modi Asked To Sonia For Remaining Money
SONIA GANDHI during her speech told a story…
“There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought woods for Rs. 100 but couldnt fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldnt fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely.”
Kapil Sibbal added “RAHUL GANDHI is like the third son, Since the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity.”
Narendra Modi asked:
“Woh sab toh theek hai,
Where are the remaining Rs. 99